Wrong! This comes close:
MY TOTALLY AWESOME WORK DESK
That's right - complete with 3 screens, a chair that swings back so you can take a nap, and a bar fridge.
Wow, I gotta admit, these screens are pretty awesome - 2xLG 17" LCD puppies that do 1280x1024 and a 24" Dell LCD that does 1920x1200. Working with them takes up almost all of your field of vision and makes you dizzy just looking at them.
How the hell do I get away with having my own fridge at work?! And no, it's not one of those pussy peltier effect fridges that can only hold 6 cans and that you can easily smuggle in through reception and hide, this puppy's a 60 litre and uses a compressor - and I carried it in through the front door.
I'm not lazy, I'm "efficient"
Yes, yes it is.
Don't you wish you had a work-desk like mine?
