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13/07/2020
https://twitter.com/symhere/status/1282127878231130113 - And further down the thread...
https://twitter.com/someblackg/status/1282072596754755584 - The only explanation I have is because 2020...
10/07/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dlu504XxrYA - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qLxODjtph_M - Last time I uninstalled it, it was because it was too addictive. This time...
9/07/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/09072020memes - Got a bit of a dick theme happening here. Accidently, I promise!
8/07/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=295717911573468 - Not gross at all!
7/07/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/07072020memes - Tobleronistan!
6/07/2020
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11199486/woman-claims-semen-beat-coronavirus-doctors-dont-work/ - Pfft! What would those "doctors" know?
3/07/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TrMvv3hSG_k - Best alphabet book ever!
2/07/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/02072020memes - Actually Brave
1/07/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Wm1cINtvuA - Better audio but somewhat different at the start. They've probably played this over and over on the radio...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wgLWzfIccXE - God I hope this is real...
30/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/30062020memes - PETA likes chicken
29/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/29062020memes - Pikachu attacks!
26/06/2020
https://www.facebook.com/100000069163320/videos/2113089768703308/ - You're welcome...
25/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XOC74wuQZ98 - Why would anyone put a soap dispenser above a toilet?
24/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sf4qRY3h_eo - Round Earth propaganda!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8KtyMcb86go - Definitely haram...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BrimMyOoEDA - The way things are going, this haram humour will soon be banned...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5d8bnvO2JQ - LOL :) "Thiago Weslley - When the peasants starts using music to protest against feudalism."
23/06/2020
----------franksemails.com is 15 today! Thanks to a regular reader/contributer for the reminder! I forgot! :(
http://franksemails.com/pics/22062020memes - Wiped mine clean years ago...
22/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QSC6o9DThuI - Awww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nA4Ya-yKJ0A - Catchy...
19/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2UoFPGkwd5U - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mr1WY5XwgC8 - That's just mean :(
18/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=no5MRilfmXI - "Scatalogical fantasyland". I wonder if it smells like a toilet?
17/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/17062020memes - It's Media!
16/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/16062020memes - If 2020 was a swing...
15/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/cia - Sup CIA?
12/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/11062020memes - Saint Greta...
11/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10062020memes - Look at me! I'm a saviour!
10/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/09062020memes - Build the wall!
9/06/2020
https://www.facebook.com/CarlaLee93/videos/3392947827384640/ - Giggity...
----------Sorry, forgot to mention yesterday was the Queen's birthday public holiday in Victoria.
5/06/2020
https://www.facebook.com/onlyformenuncensored/videos/233777711062085/ - Not bad...
https://www.tiktok.com/@sjove_memes/video/6824895649432063237 - P.I.M.P.
https://www.tiktok.com/@michelle04262/video/6832208977460284677 - Giggity...
4/06/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzekDA0djTQ - A Message From The Company...
http://franksemails.com/pics/04062020memes - A complaint of Karens! lol :D
https://twitter.com/GSpellchecker/status/1267938077256962056 - I don't think they agree!
https://twitter.com/TheAlpinoidChad/status/1267961775032500225 - Not safe for work. Seems that 2020 is making Americans lose their minds. Gross...
3/06/2020
https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-fact-check-finds-chinese-propaganda-morally-true - BAHAHAHAHAHAAA :D
2/06/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/01062020memes - You can ignore every other link below. It's just me losing my mind over politics again. You only wanna look at this link :)
https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1266875321590087685 - Owned!
https://twitter.com/AndySwan/status/1267081816873328640 - "Protestors"...
https://twitter.com/gregreese/status/1267175695823880193 - Rich upper middle class progressive craptivists, "champions of the poor and downtrodden", burn a homeless man's bed where he sleeps at night...
https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/coronavirus-covid19-how-australia-is-paying-for-welfare/12133292 - HAHA MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRR!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vuIB9d-zO-0 - "[Antifa are] happy that George Floyd died, it gave them an opportunity to spread riots and violence to dozens of US cities".
https://youtu.be/BsUAvh_PCWA?t=114 - Well, Bernie lost and now these professional revolutionary wannabes have found the perfect opportunity to make good on their threat that was exposed a few short months ago and they're not letting it go to waste...
https://twitter.com/LeighTauss/status/1267085577419186178 - Apparently being a progressive newspaper gives you some sort of protection? But, but! We're on your side, rioters!
1/06/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/may/30/if-violence-isnt-way-end-racism-america-then-what-is-george-floyd-protests - Progressive Gender studies feminist explains to us that even though justice is currently being served as the murderer has been arrested and charged, violence is still the answer and we can blame Trump for glorifying it...
https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1266926874124574727 - Even the fake news networks have had enough of 2020!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hpVj4658Zvc - [Violence] The tolerant Left...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Pwl4pvr300 - Roof Koreans need to make a comeback...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2lHX3wigpAk - [Warning again] More tolerance and inclusiveness. He didn't die though, thank God.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ETQ9PVfFkjE - And people are saying this is a cop, but not confirmed and probably fake news...
https://twitter.com/ali/status/1266622746571800576 - Antifa adding fuel to the fire...
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1267067218518564865 - [Warning violence] "Black Lives Matter You Faggot" - how very tolerant and inclusive...
https://www.facebook.com/yyaasssbbooyyyy/videos/10216723383461518/ - What a waste...
30/05/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BIf9iWWdSWs - Warzone...
https://twitter.com/selfdeclaredref/status/1266660960892334080 - Massive thread of videos of protests, riots, looting, property destruction and lives being ruined across the US. Keep scrolling up. This isn't going to end well. Click on the text "just kidding ill be back tomorrow" and you'll see the rest of the thread and you can scroll up.
29/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/28052020memes - Gen-X is the best Generation!
28/05/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=727828361391817 - Very cool...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=254900452083585 - Awww...
https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/1129672777392645/ - GOD EMPEROR TRUMP memes are the best memes...
27/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/27052020memes - Misc pics...
26/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/25052020memes - Hi Steve!
https://twitter.com/Michael_Heaver/status/1264618909400997890 - The glorious media hounding Cummings over his hypocrisy. Oh, the ironing...
25/05/2020
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/22/us/colorless-skittles-pride-trnd/index.html - Skittles now celebrating White Pride Month...
https://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/chukjibop-05222020173452.html - Lies!!!
https://www.tiktok.com/@suesixtytwo/video/6826011135968365830 - Don't install TikTok!
22/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/22052020memes - Where's Wally? Social distancing edition...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FN4Usu-sgXI - Another slimy "journalist" makes the news for clickbait...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=APekGguGfeg - :D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HS5ZkPXkto0 - The Left when Trump wins later this year...
21/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/right-wing-nyt - Behold: The Right-Wing New York Times!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gEg-4bGh5dI - Looks like a great place to live...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zUCPrLusiKU - Studies suggest we all need to get high for the next three months to beat Covid-19!
http://franksemails.com/pics/21052020memes - My Family!
20/05/2020
https://youtu.be/ryk9_DByUk8?t=111 - Giggity!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=91pz1E8pAOY - Wow!
https://www.tiktok.com/@tfrye94/video/6824965255580355846 - Don't install TikTok. It is HIGHLY addictive. I installed it about a year ago and uninstalled it shortly after because it was so addictive. I made the mistake of installing it again a few weeks ago just to follow Sargon and Tommy Robinson (who's subsequently been banned from it, surprise surprise) and the fuckers added a new feature so that when you press the back button to exit, it plays one more clip on your way out just to hook you right back in...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fFVyUZKO_rY - The Shitlord in Chief trolls the inept media...
19/05/2020
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/121504938/coronavirus-new-covid19-law-gives-police-power-to-conduct-warrantless-searches-amid-civil-liberty-concerns - "Three reasons why Jacinda Ardern's coronavirus response has been a masterclass in crisis leadership" boasted an ABC headline a month ago, but here's another great reason! After dipping her toes in taking away people's rights after the Christchurch massacre I guess it's ok to use another crisis to take away some more. Let's see how long that 3 months turns out to be...
http://franksemails.com/pics/19052020memes - BREAKING NEWS: Researchers delay coronavirus vaccine until they figure out how to make it cause autism...
18/05/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkQBgVnk5Zo - Based Javim resolves a family dispute...
https://twitter.com/M101News/status/1261525361793339397 - "Safety advisory council" lol
https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1261388403934810112 - Whoops...
16/05/2020
https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1260310654306717697 - Don't simp. It encourages this...
15/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/15052020memes - Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rsEhzwi0KOs - And nothing of value was lost...
https://babylonbee.com/news/socialism-victory-workers-no-longer-being-exploited-thanks-to-high-unemployment - Victory!
14/05/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PdQtdgjHX30 - "Thou shalt not simp." Should be laser etched into a stone tablet somewhere!
http://franksemails.com/pics/14052020memes - If 2020 was a bag of chips
13/05/2020
https://paulbuchheit.blogspot.com/2020/04/a-third-solution.html - And a possible solution presents itself. This is exciting...
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-prisons-testing-in/in-four-u-s-state-prisons-nearly-3300-inmates-test-positive-for-coronavirus-96-without-symptoms-idUSKCN2270RX - In other words, the lockdowns are pointless and have only made things worse as we edge closer towards an economic depression. As soon as we're all let out of house arrest, asymptomatic infectious people will spread the virus again anyway and no one will know until it's too late. I'd wager that only en-mass daily testing for months on end can resolve this...
http://franksemails.com/pics/13052020memes - Google "2 girls 1 cup"! #WakeUpSheeple!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw - Mein Kraft
12/05/2020
https://twitter.com/aamykerr/status/1255859210685988864 - Not sure what the problem is here...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo - Potatoes!
http://franksemails.com/pics/12052020memes - Misc pics...
11/05/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months - Interesting read...
http://franksemails.com/pics/11052020memes - If you prononce "gif" as "jif", you deserve what's coming...
8/05/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1068455733517251 - 4 giggitys + one poor guy...
http://franksemails.com/pics/07052020memes - Guess who's back?
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=622827641638758 - Yeah this sums it up...
7/05/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ekNP_7UwlHc - This is actually kinda funky...
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200417-the-hidden-reasons-some-people-dont-wash-their-hands - Didn't bother reading much of the article, but the electronic road sign in the first picture got my attention. That sign should be plastered on every public toilet everywhere regardless of the Corona virus.
http://franksemails.com/pics/06052020memes - Wassup dog?
6/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/creative-face-masks - Creative face masks
5/05/2020
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/womens-institute-members-dress-pirates-1865801 - It's "faze" you uneducated "journalist"!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ehlkjUw3ESU - Good to see he wasn't wearing undies...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C-blt36vFaw - Awwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_Fo0snwh8 - Awwww...
http://franksemails.com/pics/05052020memes - Fun game - go down to the last image (an animated gif) of this link, press Print Screen and then paste the image into MS Paint or Word or whatever. That's your weapon for the apocalypse. Good luck! (I got a 5G weapon! Yay!)
4/05/2020
----------May the 4th be wih you all! Q: Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4-5-6-1-2-3? A: In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
http://franksemails.com/pics/04052020memes - Make sure you corn teen yourself if you're not feeling well!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fiEoMplmcXI - He could marry two more of her friends...
1/05/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/01052020memes - Frank!
https://www.facebook.com/josh.mmikoll/videos/575597650045179/ - They really should get someone that's good at maths to give them a hand...
30/04/2020
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/27/tech/microsoft-word-two-spaces-trnd/ - No, Microsoft, YOU are wrong. Uninstall!
http://franksemails.com/pics/30042020memes - Penetrating gays
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=231554704630973 - I'd still tap it...
https://www.facebook.com/StudioMemes.official/videos/231554704630973/ - The wall socket one is spot on...
29/04/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/27042020memes - Might try renaming my wireless router as a fun weekend activity...
https://twitter.com/hamlinton_/status/1247393770464858114 - Wait for it...
https://youtu.be/b4QO0cx7Fyw?t=112 - Begone, Peon! Rules are for thee; not for me!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EixxqxViRqI - Awww...
28/04/2020
https://www.facebook.com/barstoolsports/videos/234235231115902/ - Oh dear...
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/g4thav/wtf_everyone_is_skidding/ - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aBaXFH7hJ7Y - Sounds like something from a Road Runner cartoon...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IfTullKfII0 - Outstanding!
27/04/2020
https://www.tiktok.com/@zmp_miller007/video/6812483720839269638 - VTEC kicked in yo!!!1
https://www.tiktok.com/@tomoarmstrong/video/6819915581915958534 - FYI non Australians - Bunnings is a hardware store. Also, we have to queue up at the front of shops when there's more than a certain amount of people inside thanks to Winnie the Flu...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=b6Cdqh1VUtE - "I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome" - BAAAHUAHUAHAUHAUAAAAA :D
24/04/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/24042020memes - Misc pics
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=158481238811963 - Yeaaaahoo!
23/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uZF82buIAdQ - Nicola Sturgeon's far from a brain surgeon, but good advice is good advice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY - Brings back memories of this :)
https://twitter.com/Ivorbaddiel/status/1251847717539774466 - That's probably what I would have said in those circumstances too...
22/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpGtBk4pE2E - Merde merde merde merde merde merde merde indeed...
21/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NnZRy_6k2u4 - Idiocy with state approval...
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/coronavirus-fines-issued-to-beaumaris-residents-after-kids-birthday-party-c-987441 - Idiocy without state approval...
20/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CromoC1APt0 - Very funny :D
17/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ITYVoVMDK7w - Good for him. Fast forward to 5:21 if you don't want to watch the whole video...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vg4VxZsKeuk - The best of humanity...
http://franksemails.com/pics/17042020memes - Misc pics...
16/04/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/14/man-accidentally-ejects-himself-from-fighter-jet-during-surprise-flight - And then this...
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/10/16/mechanic-accidentally-fires-cannon-destroying-f-16-ground-belgium.html - First this...
15/04/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-14/coronavirus-app-government-wants-australians-to-download/12148210 - "The app would be opt-in only and not mandatory", for now. Sounds like a great idea that would never be [ab]used for other purposes! Communist utopia, here we come!
14/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vjVUQ6GsUdM - Degenerates gunna degenerate...
https://twitter.com/OzraeliAvi/status/1249658555042394113 - Nice that they would stick their hands on the door inside too which will now need to be sterilised...
9/04/2020
----------It's Easter long weekend this weekend, so no updates until next Tuesday. Hope you have a Happy Easter in isolation, and please stay safe.
http://franksemails.com/pics/09042020memes - Corona memes
8/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p2qgIlpcZ1w - My kids will be very excited...
7/04/2020
https://www.npr.org/2020/04/01/824001085/tips-from-someone-with-50-years-of-social-distancing-experience - He watches cricket!?
https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.d.bartholomew/videos/3041135902574655/ - This is peak gay. Any gayer and the universe would collapse in on itself... Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xcDvM3PdVsc - I knew it. Knew it all along. This video is PROOF that the COVID-19 pandemic is just an elaborate ruse. Watch the video and you'll see the illuminati's plan in action...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sC8sxy9vP_w - :)
6/04/2020
https://twitter.com/wiseshow/status/1242554373777117186 - Agreed. He wins...
https://www.facebook.com/mghazzi/videos/10157065123402157/ - Not too different to what's happening at my house...
https://www.facebook.com/liverpoolimages/videos/10158518995129101/ - Well, at least it's trying to protect us instead of exterminate us...
3/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jRVvMoEoItU - How stupid are these people. Those cops should be masking up and wearing gloves dealing with these morons...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVABcl5qPA0 - Das Rayciss!!!11111
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RDXLrDQ1kZg - Obviously not Eric Cartman's mum...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvshowbiz/video-2141680/Video-Hamish-Blake-surprises-staff-Iconic-Zoom-meeting.html - Very good :)
https://www.facebook.com/SouthBunarbaAgriculture/videos/659111424851508/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=48KjeTeWe7Y - Maybe they weren't all in on it, but pretty sure Tony did this deliberately :)
2/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1HN-tnLyWhE - My guess is that Beijing is now preparing for the inevitable reckoning, and it's quite possible they'll respond with military force.
https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/26/covid-19-tracker/ - Another Covid-19 (aka: Winnie the Flu) tracker. Bit more user friendly than the JHU tracker I posted the other day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=exTbluQ18Hw - Can't wait to see her on pornhub...
1/04/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nCtAScghAjU - At least he passed around VB instead of Foster's...
31/03/2020
https://twitter.com/PoliceWarr/status/1244163251799195649 - Out for a drive due to boredom? Surely that's a life sentence!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHCBokFAnZU - :(
https://www.facebook.com/princess.howard.5815/videos/603310410528254/ - Wow...
30/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nsdTtfCWRo - Yep.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W_V07XOonR4 - Yep.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2NNSvnbuzQ - He's right, that is cheating...
27/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOf2JBzTp68 - YUCK!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUd5de8_Suw - Yuck...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tm38xA3KcQY - Perhaps what we're all doing is an overreaction, but I guess it's better to behave like we're not overreacting rather than face the alternative...
https://www.gif-vif.com/gifs/This-is-wedding-dance/?fbrefresh=23 - :)
26/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/wwwprikolru/videos/289231532047568/ - That should keep her amused for a while...
25/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O-tjwY9BlJA - I'm guessing this is going to happen a lot over the coming weeks/months...
https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html - Interesting and scary...
https://babylonbee.com/news/springbreakers-arrange-scattered-corpses-to-spell-out-yolo - Kids these days...
24/03/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/23032020memes - I used to cough to hide my farts. Now I'm farting to hide my coughs...
https://www.facebook.com/100000847705183/videos/2918126174892277/ - Such a heartwarming story in this time of crisis...
23/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=863144210814775 - :D
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/14/us/south-korean-attraction-is-fake-trnd/ - Looks like a scary ride. Too bad it's as fake as CNN!
http://winnietheflu.com/ - Definitely should be renamed to #WinnieTheFlu...
20/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCVUUbcVI9o - Gotta love the ratio of downvotes. Nissan has been churning out shit cars since they merged with Renault, which is personally really upsetting as I'm a huge Skyline fan having owned an R32. Perhaps whoever helped Gillette go woke is now helping Nissan?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ - Donald Trump don't trust China. China is asshole!
http://franksemails.com/pics/20032020memes - I pee in pools
19/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/dejan.mitrovic.14203/videos/10216034630313680/ - Strange. I thought they grew on trees...
18/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=846792002461892 - These people took communion and aren't concerned about the shared spoon. I just hope the alcohol levels are high enough in the cup to kill the virus on contact during this Easter period...
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/coronavirus-bug-sparks-holy-communion-row-in-greece - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bN3E556L5P4 - Yuck...
17/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/groups/LaughingSick/permalink/1292358454290036/ - Cats > humans :-/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1383658755147757/permalink/1388760181304281/ - Kinda getting crazy here...
16/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wLsdA3C_7pU - Please stay safe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I0Ae0mjMljs - Scientific Approach to Avoid Coronavirus COVID-19 - Useful advice...
14/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZmtl3l1R9A - One more...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGJZfmYMltM - This dude's incredible...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IyTwz06M8Yk - Ohhhh yeah... Headphones at work would be a wise choice...
----------Missed yesterday's update. Have one today instead!
12/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fvOwFuy8rQ - Very cool :)
11/03/2020
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51827356 - Oh, the ironing...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=510056363029535 - It's like the Boxing Day sales...
10/03/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10032020memes - Have a SUPER MAR 10!
7/03/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=400503320546683 - :)
https://www.facebook.com/chris.roberts.31542/videos/3103756736303179/ - It's also the most fun way to wipe... Giggity...
https://www.facebook.com/BUX2200/videos/1066390390402409/ - And have another one. Most pople would find this sad, but I'm not most people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XHsr1VyeUro - Monday's a public holiday, so no updates. So have one today instead. Beaut ute mate!
6/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EcXbWl7HGZE - Welp, at least MEE-key-tah shaves her armpits...
http://franksemails.com/pics/purple_flowers - A very important life lesson...
5/03/2020
https://www.kiis1011.com.au/newsroom/truck-filled-with-toilet-paper-crashes-burns-thousands-of-toilet-rolls/ - Oh. My. God.
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=179143130187831&id=112555120179966 - :(
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/522312 - I'd expect a bento box for half a toilet roll...
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200305toiletpapermemes - So, we're losing our minds panic buying dunny rolls here in Oz...
4/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yhl-aXu4sxQ - This went from "pretty funny" to... "ugh, yuck" real quick...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=190236982305346 - That dirty look is well deserved...
3/03/2020
https://omny.fm/shows/the-alan-jones-breakfast-show/cash-limit-legislation-senator-malcolm-roberts - If you're Australian, please pass this on...
https://www.facebook.com/rphokie/videos/10158069630956382/ - Genius...
2/03/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY - Auto-generated captions help make this more confusing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSn7QYiEiB4 - No idea why I found this funny...
28/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/28022020memes - I'm ready for the challenge!
27/02/2020
https://giphy.com/gifs/WmX3dWHQC2DwT73jdG - Pretty sure that pole swerved to hit him...
----------Sorry, been busy and missed yesterday's update.
25/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YbsvFMEvPo4 - The human drum machine...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1360686150747854 - 9.3/10...
24/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=583699939142875 - Very good :D
22/02/2020
----------Forgot yesterday's update, so here's one for today instead.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=636379707124799 - Pretty sure that's not a Range Rover....
20/02/2020
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/jan/23/its-telling-that-people-are-convinced-theyre-real-the-satirical-signs-of-sydneys-nanny-state - Oh man this is funny...
19/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/19022020memes - Meanwhile, in Australia...
18/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-17/holden-car-brand-axed-after-160-years-in-australia/11972092 - Very sad day...
17/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8 - Didn't even get to grab her by the boipucci...
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1227751554851188738 - Rosa Parks must be rolling in her grave...
14/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=3525284897544086 - He did what he said and didn't even have to drop his shopping...
13/02/2020
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-12/foreign-student-evicted-from-perth-house-over-coronavirus-fears/11959530 - Typical ABC propagandists - jumping to conclusions and screaming 'racism!'. You're not necessarily dealing with a racist here, but you're most certainly dealing with a moron...
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=245393603131820 - Mean...
12/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10155821905231742 - Straya!
11/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=904560136388139 - Straya! Use headphones at work...
10/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/10022020memes - Misc pics
7/02/2020
https://www.facebook.com/brandon.r.adams.9/videos/2679984822030939/ - Go Shrek Go!
http://franksemails.com/pics/07022020memes - Misc pics...
6/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/06022020memes - 2050 is as far away as 1990. Oh my God I'm old.
5/02/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R10b7X51v28 - LOL! GmanGT - 'First dude looking at the second dude and thinking..."That guy is nuts" '
http://franksemails.com/pics/05022020memes - No nudes plz...
4/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/04022020memes - Poor Bert. A couple unsafe for work...
https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/1222490650798698496 - What a disgrace...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grIJjMCh0cw - Gib chips plz...
3/02/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200202memes - Misc pics...
31/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/coronamemes - Coronavirus memes
https://www.facebook.com/vera.biro.3/videos/3209674165726883/ - Ouch...
https://www.facebook.com/abaddons.legionMuayThai/videos/1686210508182960/ - Idiots...
https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1222553258633441281 - The UK narrowly dodged this fascist bullet. Now to get on with Grexit.
30/01/2020
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/21/petrol-stations-accused-sexism-pumps-designed-male-hands-12095739/ - Upper-middle class problems...
29/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f2zJ8vaB5jo - No sandwiches!?!?? Clearly Brexit was a mistake...
28/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/meghan_markle_memes - Meghan Markle Memes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UM8pwnmcLb0 - Fkn nailed it...
27/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CGBWmosqyXM - Pretty sure all this activism will come to a halt if we just change the date. LOL no, no it won't...
----------Today is Australia Day and tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Happy Australia Day!
24/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/tony.snow.372/videos/3392515670775963/ - No doubt she saved a few souls that day...
23/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/100009234883602/videos/2514285362222602/ - I could translate, but I don't think that's necessary...
22/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jSjMa0RRCPI - I guess this video is a demonstration of her being "sometimes" racist...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W7IqkwVnw0U - Maths is still ok though, right?
21/01/2020
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ - Wrong sort of clam...
20/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1218812294550949888 - I take it high speed rail would be out of the question...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MPqzUVemWlE - Only eaten it once myself. Quite tough and went straight through me...
17/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bQtmm_lpUKI - Roughly translates to "kill me"...
14/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M - They normally only attack American tourists...
----------I'll be travelling interstate over the next couple of days for work, so probably no time for updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/14012020memes - One of them is a little unsafe for work...
13/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vPMIG6Ford4 - Looks like they need hearing aids...
10/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=revtJt2y0WU - Always remember to engage you safety squints...
https://www.facebook.com/BBCLondon/photos/pb.128645453843827.-2207520000../3458716677503338/?type=3&theater - Agreed. Anyone asking xer to "cheer up" should face the full force of the law...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sR6UeVptzRg - Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained. "Get drunk, take your drugs, fuck off" lol :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200110memes - Not safe for work...
9/01/2020
https://twitter.com/ChestTommys/status/1214637192435453952 - Cry or die...
8/01/2020
http://franksemails.com/pics/20200108memes - Misc pics...
7/01/2020
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Qole2PKsAE - "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything" - indeed. May the roasting continue througout the '20s until sanity is restored...
https://www.facebook.com/Vitalyzdtv/videos/377915016260409/ - What a dickhead...
6/01/2020
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=805707526509505 - Don't mess with this guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rXv0hMndeQ - Wonderful talent...
----------Happy New Year everyone! Hope this new decade is a good one. Didn't bother collecting any salty UK election memes or post anything during my break like I said I would, as you may have noticed, as I was far too busy being lazy. Terrible bushfire season this year, as you might have heard. Now get back to work!

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