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8/12/2016
http://hackertyper.com/ - The air guitar of programming. Useful site if you want to pretend to be like me and impress your friends...
7/12/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K0CJMGUhr5U - Meanwhile, in Canada...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw - This happens all the time here in Australia. Every day.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ItuaNnATPjs - I'm offended that he isn't orange enough...
6/12/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gu0zI19dT30 - Very cool...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AYRTgZcLFhU - "All of a sudden I thought he had fireworks in his pocket"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nD7nHHCfgqQ - Surely a contender for Australian Of The Year. Much better than the last few recipiants.
5/12/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fNkniZU4VsA - Watch second. Awwwwwwww...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sr6lr_VRsEo - Watch first. Awww...
2/12/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0prnHK-5CE - I'm horrified at such blatent sexism! "Vlad - Wanted to say what an idiot, and then realized it was a girl...", "Gєl єYє - Keep her in the kitchen for the Love of God" (LOLOLOL :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=C5skOtzvPIo - Keep calm and carry on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zwQPQfluqHY - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCwiYtTlkm8 - Wow!
1/12/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oY5aLI2KDG0 - Definitely needs an international league...
30/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dLRBNjUJlH0 - I wonder who was holding on to back of the bike?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D7pCILPInb4 - :)
29/11/2016
https://holidayhole.com/ - Honestly, I haven't felt this good about something since Brexit. Actually, since Trump was elected. This is just pure awesome covered in awesomesauce...
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/can-people-really-be-this-stupid/news-story/0e7e0779fb7e9f6d3ea344eb664a5770 - This is glorious! I might crowdfund a digger to fill the hole up again and watch the two diggers compete!
28/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M - Deadset legend. Strayacunt!
25/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E - Slightly unsafe for work...
24/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Se8VM0j5B6A - Never knew about this! LOL - "TropicalEdits - Strength: 9 Dexterity: 3 Intelligence: 12 Luck: 10000000" :)
23/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wwo5HAAS-ig - Not normal...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sNnbi4oLRdc - Cunning stunts!
https://clothingmonster.com/en/big-food-tees/562-sizzlin-bacon-t-shirt.html - Delicious and nutritious...
22/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1IMyValCU - Miscellaneous failures...
21/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xIvUYlXUD3c - I'm buying this one though - wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JRJUwk_w16U - I'm calling bullshit on this too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LiZH5eH5eDw - I'm calling bullshit...
18/11/2016
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2016/11/sponsor-millennial-foundation.html - This brought a tear to my eye...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JAFacIAc1Oo - !
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-XSC_UG5_kU - Sorry Hitler, your rant video is yesterday's news...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l91Y3sDFiu0 - Looks pretty real...
17/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Ws4PEky28 - SORCERY!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4NUoKYpnCjY - No, it was a great choice - for me :)
16/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fgegJL_UZ7c - I like. Use headphones at work. I hope it's good...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uAX6usnm8Mg - Bad Santa 2? There's a Bad Santa 2 coming out!? ZOMFG Bad Santa's one of my all time favourite movies! I'm very excited...
15/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vo3bcJOnOY4 - "Please no baptising" LOL! :)
14/11/2016
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-watch-record-breaking-supermoon-2016-11/?r=AU&IR=T - Supermoon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gQCJ-c2dYJQ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wO4boBsCPX0 - I hope this catches on...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=en8X80l-cvw - Ouch...
4/11/2016
----------Note that next week I'll be in India for work and probably too busy to update the site.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jzUFCQ-P1Zg - Expensive ad...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=09LFK6DCibU - Hope there's no tunnels on the way...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jd2VTm1e5CA - I wonder if Trump will have second thoughts about that wall...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8k5UGFDukCM - "Daniel - That wasn't a funny prank at all, that lady clearly was zapped from existence, and all you can do is laugh? Shameful"
3/11/2016
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0KtnWtajUVwcEtabVZlaDhTMW8/view - I hope Mercedes makes one of these. And makes Elaine put all the batteries in it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X5lILAwaa3s - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_X5wTCcSD18 - Sorcery!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePd3dL7C-CM - Cop using a mobile whilst driving...
2/11/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CdM0ywYQzBs - Ugh...
28/10/2016
----------Tuesday is Melbourne Cup Day public holiday in Victoria and no one works on Monday, so no updates until next Wednesday. Also a heads-up that I'll be in India for the week of the 7th/Nov for work, so probably no updates then either.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g1T3d2RDlW8 - Using Ctrl-Shift-n/ctrl-shift-p is better than having to delete history after the fact...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMxlqkFCoAA - Can't say I disagree. Use headphones at work...
27/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YDh6QEe8Cxs - You might be able to get one!? Meh... Vapourware...
26/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nVWOhqlL0NE - TAKE MY MONEY!!1
25/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0zI56bel1fM - I'd like to see them try it with a bayonet connector...
24/10/2016
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/woman-town-meeting-donald-trump-rally-smears-30-cars-smooth-peanut-butter-protest-a7369991.html - BUILD THE WALL!!!1 BUILD THE WALL!!!1
21/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_qOLN7vDW2g - Whoopsy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTggA4jVPj0 - You used to send your convicts here and now we're printing your money. You're welcome :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WjOdjkrzMM - I'd try this if i had a record...
20/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wh9amMeiRYQ - Wonderful video. They're all so gay!
19/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TkDZHsc6x7w - GOLD!!!
18/10/2016
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/inner-south/curator-apologises-after-preparing-extralong-wicket-at-harry-trott-oval/news-story/a0f35a7e388399fe662d54277205d557 - LOL :)
17/10/2016
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mirror-box-artist-who-allowed-8270069 - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=18rctsuewKk - Somewhat unsafe for work... and your eyes... Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K_7k3fnxPq0 - Cunning stunts!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJcjCb6hs_g - Cunning stunts!
14/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wG3IJGkc0Sg - Poor Andrew...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XD8FjaP78bQ - Catchy tune...
13/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6ojPzimBnhw - Somewhat insane...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIJFQWHepSA - Use headphones at work...
12/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_ZosSy_9I - Brings a tear to my eye...
11/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=caezhWQc8Dw - This comment - "HPZeta - that 8 minutes was more entertaining than the latest top gear season in its entirety". I miss Top Gear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAEN3864fT0 - :)
10/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WLYHu0AG8GI - BUILD THE WALL!!!1 BUILD THE WALL!!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMKhi1R22w0 - Duct tape fixes everything...
7/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLukfb9-eFo - Make sure you don't skip through the song at the end...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pnv4jhYI8wg - The fails come before the wins...
6/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N-scZmmC5Wo - Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of people...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DZoP5anr2Jk - "National Center for Money Extortion" :)
5/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuCdsyCWmt8 - Fascinating...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CAXhib4aemM - Close race...
4/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7rJSwhKpacs - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PWmypzUI28Y - Now he has to get back...
3/10/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jx0aDe-wbNM - Russia...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KiY92b239es - Brings a tear to my eye...
30/09/2016
----------Today is AFL Grand Final Day eve public holiday, so no updates.
29/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wduZHtRbSkY - They don't have the Gordon Ramsay burger there either...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=71Q9-nOCDG4 - They don't have this issue in Saudi Arabia...
28/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vac8GUbWK68 - Speeding ticket's in the mail...
27/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rMsL1SPBASQ - It's videos like these that help to restore my faith in humanity...
26/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mfd4g0NzUiw - LIES!!!!111 It's all pink slime, claws and beaks!!!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3qv-9qCHDE - Just another day in Russia...
23/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bd2YLgZqf3A - MUST. OWN.
22/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZioMkOD4z5s - If you get sea sick easily, make sure you watch it full screen and keep a bucket handy...
21/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cJIE_CvaQXM - And he let them in!?
20/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jAais-VZEQE - I'd like to see him play John McEnroe on the Wii :)
19/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_bkX5VkZg8U - Try this at home kiddies... On your PlayStation...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZceNsTRERVs - Meh... Blind luck...
16/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lpDGb5r57ZA - My God, it's full of stars...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0NhgJURJdT0 - Hope he's hungry...
15/09/2016
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGjbAdaOBLBlS1MPKXYmqwZLZhWC1FAMx - Best. Thing. Ever.
14/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-Idkhud5hY - High-5s all 'round!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zOERpb0MGc8 - I'm in the wrong industry...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yqLlgIaz1L0 - Atoms!
13/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v5aMT9MBfZI - Watch the guy under the chopper jump for the cable...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Frh-y118akA - Dog of the year award, right there...
12/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lo6x4eulY9g - What a mess...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cH4JWABeB9Q - I'm the guy that's up every 20 minutes...
https://twitter.com/barrientosjamie/status/774329522413907968 - Oh my!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc - Oh my!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qL7I9BWFqdk - Make sure you watch the whole thing...
9/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXfLjCVqcCY - I like this guy :)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/airasiax-pilot-accidentally-flies-to-melbourne-instead-of-malaysia/ - I'm sure the passengers enjoyed the extra long trip...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SqQgDwA0BNU - What manner of sorcery is this!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8t6XoxvW38 - An episode of The Bachelor worth watching...
8/09/2016
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/cafe-responds-to-tripadvisor-porridge-complaint-with-brilliant-sign/ar-AAiA1jN?li=AAgfLCP&ocid=SKY2DHP - :)
7/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lTF5Io3bcBo - Uh... I'd start that motor and leave...
6/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sFUcxnvAeMc - Not sure how 'controlled' that environment is...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JoYNhX15w4k - The US is violating the Geneva convention every day!!! Clearly the mainland should switch...
5/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EDb3LNbZMrY - More room in his pants than in a trolly...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WYypVpKMYo - Extra sound effects added for extra effect...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7j-YsrwRNwY - Heh - "Matthew Alsante - Lol just press enter on your keypad for 3rd person"
2/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4oqfodY2Lz0 - No excuse, really. The signs that say "KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING" all over the freeways here aren't there just for fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FGwSZm_S_8o - Nice work...
1/09/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoKtLkSatRM - Lucky dog...
31/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfs5uR22e1w - Potty mouths...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Nk1h_m8tmk - I wonder if it'll take off if he goes fast enough...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kO8x8eoU3L4 - Wish I had watched this about 25 years ago...
30/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_UyyKkKvqpI - 7 years bad luck at 120,000 FPS...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pt2fSq46Pcw - This comment - "probablystalkingyou - How did you come into possession of two of your sister's molars? Was there any resistance?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSd9hiBGoE0 - Pretty sure he upstaged her...
29/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlBT1d_GWo - If they pointed the airbag the right way it woud have launched them. Oh well...
26/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_DErurte4CE - Warning: Eubillicant language...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BT5f1YXWeVU - Warning: Vertical video and bleeps are way too loud...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MYoFJ1mR9f8 - Poor kid...
25/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Slv6E5ntQ - Oh the humanity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GqpfY2sN_jc - Hey! No smoking in this restaurant!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bf4r4VQRhlc - And I bet she was subsequently fired from Yale... Giggity...
24/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTtihdolLHY - Probably should've given her a foot up the backside...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VyFW6R0pUA - Dude in the background sounds pretty upset...
23/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=blMxB09L5q0 - They all lose and I win :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYfkhdKcEiE - How to save money on circular saw blades... Pretty cool...
http://www.goqradio.com/belfast/news/q-radio-local-news/dash-cam-footage-shows-car-travelling-wrong-way-over-foyle-bridge/ - A spanner short of a toolbox by the looks of it...
21/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EcuzCHVQrGc - ???
http://metro.co.uk/2016/08/19/couple-caught-having-sex-on-beach-behind-olympics-presenter-6077568/ - Giggity...
19/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbiPT5VMo8E - Close...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RwY9iwEaSk - I guess he was paying attention when someone told him to play with the hand you're dealt...
18/08/2016
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3743180/The-time-man-wishes-SMALLER-penis-Japanese-pole-vaulter-s-Olympic-dream-crushed-manhood-knocks-bar-off.html - Surely no one in the comment section would make a point out of a particular racial stereotype... Surely...
17/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lPNrtjboISg - Also interesting, but I didn't realise that Tasmania seceded from the federation (4:12)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dql-D6JQ1Bc - Interesting...
16/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UxgavJP0QoA - Very good :) Everyone loves a good sausage party...
http://www.isslive.online - Meh. Not 4K.
15/08/2016
http://viralslot.com/funny/thieves-tried-to-siphon-gas-but-the-sucked-out-sewage-by-accident/ - Make sure you're eating your lunch whilst you read this, although you'd only find diesel or CNG in a bus driven in Australia, so this probably isn't real...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtQa13u6mYM - My new diet - Order any large or family sized pizza and get them to only cut it once. Therefore, you only eat 2 slices. You're welcome!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IocLkk3aYlk - Very cool. Here's hoping they won't have stinky green pools to swim/dive in...
12/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=25Xkk__lnCI - Looks like someone's off to the carwash today...
11/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Y9z_8fBF5U - So good, I had to watch it twice...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XrZPLF0ezw8 - Well, how about that...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M7xfAiY-C1c - Misc ouch...
10/08/2016
https://twitter.com/ABSCensus/status/762958128367464448 - Just as well twitter's handling the backlash... "Glenn Thomas ‏@thefoxandking @ABSCensus less tweety more website fixie" LOL! :)
http://franksemails.com/pics/tim_blairs_2026_census_completed - Well, I tried. I failed (actually, it was my wife who was at the computer, but whatever). I filled out a different census instead - at least I achieved something...
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/4wuw9j/abs_census_website_overloaded_and_its_only_5pm/ - The meltdown is glorious...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-09/abs-website-inaccessible-on-census-night/7711652 - Unbelievable. Who'd've thunk a whole country would try to log in all at once? At least the PM managed to complete it. Phew!
9/08/2016
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/olympians-are-forbidden-from-peeing-sideways-and-fishing-in-rio-bathrooms/ar-BBvoAXp?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - No praying at the porcelain altar!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z1GugkeXGB8 - Oh my... Not for those with a weak stomach...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ttjhOZjL59w - Or, just make a banana smoothie...
8/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wKqmMD2whI - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m_kDNjPAjJI - Clever...
5/08/2016
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3723042/North-Korea-hopes-plant-flag-moon.html - Shouldn't be too hard for them given they put a man on the sun only a few years ago...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WimA-FpWBoc - I only eat cheese produced from cows pumped with extra hormones that only eat GM modified food...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pi86MLUdR4A - ZOMBIE ACROPOLIS!!11
4/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5COAi6KM8o - 2 wins in 1! (1) The pollution and c02 emissions and (2) the idiot cameraman who lowered the camera just at the right moment sending the comment section into a spin! BAHAHA everyone loses and I win! :)
3/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wAlm-OJDHE - Pretty sure it's spelt 'arse'... Giggity...
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/695987/Hillary-Clinton-swimsuit-lushlux-melbourne-Maribyrnong-graffiti-niqab - If you look up "piss-take" in the dictionary, I'm pretty sure it'll say "see lushsux"...
2/08/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7yt-VPYtOA - Almost 10 million views now...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0iQHkO1XY_g - McLarengate exposed! And an important message for all you vertical video shooters...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3T3wHpAN2K0 - Wins of the month...
1/08/2016
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-07-30/swimsuit-mural-of-hillary-clinton-creates-a-stir/7675142 - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPlt17CHV84 - Hateful...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_nT9sXg3Wsk - Fast...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A_9MZ59igWA - Creepy...
29/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fB32ca-euFc - I counted 34...
28/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dWHhVvABLV8 - I reckon!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wFVUpzgYVbY - Meh... Pretty sure anyone could do this with 1000 takes...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eS9U1QO0F7M - Delicious and nutritious...
27/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLkbx5U7EVU - "That guy wants to party and have someone that'll do the puking for him" - hang on, that's me!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HazWCa3huMY - Not only will you look awsome riding around on it at an airport, it'll probably weigh about half of the allowable weight whilst empty!
26/07/2016
https://www.facebook.com/realkraze/videos/827532694050056/ - Obviously a union shop...
25/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8pAg49spp4 - Almost as ridiculous as the real thing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf00Bm4g_cY - Giggity...
22/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU - Wooopwoopwoopwoop woop!!!
http://www.theverge.com/a/mark-zuckerberg-future-of-facebook/aquila-drone-internet - I wonder what the latency will be like...
21/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XQPEhSs-Pjw - Stubby short of a six pack, this one...
20/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rzkAN3oQjXc - Very good...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P8V_bx0L4RY - Inspirational. This makes me want to be a better me. (Not really)
19/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xd40Sj7z06E - !!1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MVxNOxreRps - It'll be a long walk home in the last clip...
18/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8lcdNh3g4 - Lada's latest model...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-3tF5gCBv-Y - Physics wins again...
15/07/2016
http://hackaday.com/2016/07/13/nirvana-like-youve-never-heard-them-before/ - :)
14/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7nlA7zlDM - Glorious...
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/the-overpass-rivalling-melbournes-notorious-montague-street-bridge/news-story/a7ff9f868c661f1a6db57c1e4b41cdf3 - Sounds like a competition is in order here - 11foot8 Vs Montague St.
https://twitter.com/MontagueStBridg - :)
http://11foot8.com/ - A sister bridge?
https://www.facebook.com/Montague-St-Bridge-412169632300532/ - :)
http://howmanydayssincemontaguestreetbridgehasbeenhit.com/ - Bit of a mouthful of a URL. This bridge isn't far from where I work, and it's glorious...
13/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PjPkwLL77Jw - I had a Tai Lopez advertisment play before this video played. Oh the ironing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=94SKl5gmtQw - Misc wins...
12/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY - Genius. Requires headphones. Not sure how you're supposed to see the sea with your eyes closed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J-TOV-NBD70 - More help for people who can't park...
11/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5W-uG6eHbJI - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uyM6Wyg0xPg - This comment - "CookieAdmiral - That kid now drinks 5 liters of prune juice a day."
8/07/2016
https://www.facebook.com/worldstarbogans/videos/914168365371676/ - Very special...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng - They should start a breeding program...
7/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WRkJn5N77jM - This needs to be mass produced...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc - Errr, not so fantastic...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KySFp0w7-hE - Fantastic! :)
6/07/2016
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate - Oh... Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7rKVxWccg - What's with the pig?
5/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9v_vBR1p12A - 0:40 is glorious...
4/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_L7Qqr3qcgQ - Poor girl at the running race gets shot and her mum asks if she's ok... Seriously...
1/07/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VKah1VUaUwA - Russia, apparently...
----------Happy New Financial Year!
30/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tdZFOYLkuhw - Pretty sure the couple in the first one are still together... He was very brave...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hIu73Tgb7cY - Misc useful Google search tips...
29/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=64lsnTBZvqc - Australian drivers - so make sure you wear headphones at work. I've probably got a few videos I could submit myself from when I used to commute by car...
28/06/2016
http://www.independencedaymystreet.com/news/all - Looks about the same from the window of my office...
27/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7VCYBtx6h4g - This comment - "zach burke - Now they just need to speed up their shipping"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LabX19ocJZA - Not the 2 wheels I was expecting... Holy crap...
24/06/2016
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match - It's not just the insolent behaviour of this player that's the problem here, nor the blatant disregard for everyone at the game which is more than enough reason to give him a red card, but the fact that they had to evacuate the entire stadium because of the rancid smell - it's quite a surprise no one was injured or killed in the stampede from the mad rush to get out.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7t0FdKYhKpA - Pretty sure he was offside ;-)
23/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwMJc-T8Db4 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX_7H1wXF8 - Weird, even if it's a prank. If it were me, I'd whack off in the back seat...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=peTlVHUMhB0 - Pretty sure it was worth it...
----------Today, franksemails.com turns 11!
22/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ignp87Wd4js - Very cool...
21/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iDpPStPlU0w - This is the video he was telling you about...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYMtX3E-Lgs - Fun toy...
20/06/2016
http://www.news.com.au/world/jennifer-mulford-breastfeeds-boyfriend-brad-leeson-who-she-has-started-an-adult-breastfeeding-relationship-with/news-story/1334de374e0af93310ce3a1f1929a040 - Giggity...
17/06/2016
http://genius.com/discussions/41700-How-to-make-your-very-own-fleshlight-you-will-never-ever-need-a-girl-again - Very arousing...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cfudXO_vzWk - RHCPFTW!!!
16/06/2016
https://www.facebook.com/rekrap/posts/10154897755564112 - Cat owners shoot vertical videos...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jyvJtA0c06M - Misc dads...
15/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jnFHotataNI - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y - Uh... Wear headphones at work...
14/06/2016
http://heeris.id.au/2013/this-is-why-you-shouldnt-interrupt-a-programmer/ - Yep.
10/06/2016
----------Monday is the Queen's Birthday public holiday in Victoria, so no updates. Happy Birthday Queen!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WCchr07kLPE - 13 new inventions. FATHER.IO looks like fun...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o - I guess I'm one of the lucky ones who's good at what I like doing (I'm also good at blowing my own trumpet :) and puts food on the table...
9/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XAXxnvLmtdc - To be fair, Arnie has made the same mistake as Dubbya...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_89L5yvSoTI - Very Amusicating!
8/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oIJXy2_1A7c - This comment - Jack Wheatley: "I have crabs" :)
7/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X1yHUiNeLYk - In Soviet Russia, AMBULANCE CHASE YOU! (Yes, I know it's not Russia)
6/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY - Either they're breathing the beer into their lungs and the helium magically stays in the beer or they're modifying the audio. Pretty sure they're breathing the beer into their lungs though...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA - Obviously a flimsy design...
3/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yE_RBqCW49U - Ignore all the nonsense and just imagine a new sport - night time hunting!
2/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fThKWMWmu0c - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg - :(
1/06/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4pT7By3PZhU - Would be good to know how comfortable it would be in there whilst having your nappy changed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk - Delicious and nutritious!
31/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yt-dmCrVi1w - Giggity!
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4lit8u/ok_ramit/ - Giggity!
30/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=topVkP8WBb4 - Huh!?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7WYmWo28svg - Yum!!!!
27/05/2016
http://imgur.com/a/5MIK9 - Yep...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uXcKEu72RCk - Seems like a waste of cheese balls to me...
26/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=myK4gIbRqeE - Fun toys...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/former-biggest-loser-contestant-wants-to-sue-the-show/ar-BBtrVZY?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - My guess is that The Biggest Loser force fed her a fatty/sugery foods after she left the show.
25/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uQereoIxioI - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9FhpLUgD8 - I bet this is popular amongst the little kids...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vpeyNig3xw - Toyota Landcruiser Paddleboat. Straya knut! Use headphones at work...
24/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7tmaYObIQ - The one on the left at the start is a little short for a stormtrooper...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ZLrs9gX73M - Pretty good although not sure whey they had to use some of the wrong sounds like the imperial probe droid for the TIE fighters...
23/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9-PjZmR2ZDM - I think they forgot to pay...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5VQe7p-710 - Sorcery!
20/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8 - I like this guy...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2NOe6_DPCzw - Use headphones at work...
19/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P2Hz4NhIjqU - And not one of them dropped any bombs...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2LyVVbhvStk - Yep, Genius...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk - I think i've found my new favourite hobby...
18/05/2016
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/aldis-annual-snow-gear-sale-brings-out-the-worst-in-bargain-hunting-customers-so-brutal/ar-BBt8igq?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Love Aldi!
17/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-1ruNj_gsY - Maybe next time she should consider a burka...
16/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KJHRHCDGCgQ - Hopefully they also arrest the guy holding the camera for shooting a vertical video...
13/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2wkVPkGOixc - Very resourceful. Giggity...
12/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMa-lwxXWjY - Wow. Even if you ignore the shock mechanism. Wow.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CgxIzug7PEg - Trololoololololll!!1 My favourite politician...
11/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9gs-5lRKc - Very cool :)
10/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_rnWuPIH0IA - Those hoverboards have been proven to be dangerous - the batteries often catch fire.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S_fhnmMMo8A - That 2nd last one could've ended a lot worse...
9/05/2016
http://xkcd.com/1677/ - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa5pItVCY - Horrible animal. Don't blame it, really...
6/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v-7rtVDk - Very funny :) Here's a useful reference - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6Wpc9s35ZY - Genius idea...
5/05/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OIDEGN4Js40 - Maybe he can take up a career in sketch comedy. Hopefully Trump will win the next US Presidency and there'll be more than enough material for him...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oDfjvJwCT4g - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sAy9A3LLu4I - Fun toy!
----------Back at work today for a well earned rest after spending a week in Greece with extended family eating, drinking, celebrating Orthodox Easter and being merry. And my last post was a lie - i had plenty of access to teh innernets - i was too busy to bother with it though.
25/04/2016
----------Today is ANZAC day public holiday, so no updates. Lest we forget. Also, postings will more than likely be non existant this week as I have limited access to email/internet.
22/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ByoGAcKXqo - I'd never work at that place!
21/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wB2HTAcbmck - Awww... I just wanna give them a cuddle!
20/04/2016
http://xkcd.com/1667/ - :)
19/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Xh2KBI4I0 - Genius!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho - I believe I'm Godfrey Elfwick...
18/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM - Fun toy and the steering wheel isn't on the wrong side either :)
----------Postings will be light and on UK time this week as i'm away for work (and in Greece next week where they may be non-existant).
15/04/2016
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/04/13/octopus-slips-out-of-aquarium-tank-crawls-across-floor-escapes-down-pipe-to-ocean/ - Freedom!
14/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CsDcFFz_2LM - She makes a good point...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM - Clever toy!
13/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f0phAtbIf8A - Clever lad!
12/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA - poon likka - "Is this a documentary?" - Yep. We're all like this and we're all called "Bruce". I tried to register brucesemails.com but that was already taken, so I had to settle with franksemails.com.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10154767807170001 - Not sure where day and night mode is on a stick shift...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sizJLN5EjOI - I wonder how much he charged them for the ride?
11/04/2016
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-having-his-bumhole-sewn-up-is-going-on-a-poo-marathon-5805062/ - The URL says it all...
8/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ep_mf6ZE9U0 - Now that's a fun toy...
7/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jKQYRen_MIA - Crikey!
6/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=npUTCz8BJxA - And whilst we're at it...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE - :)
5/04/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RrrDLdeL2HQ - Looks like another case of hitting the gas instead of the brake...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFkXmhnT5Jo - :)
4/04/2016
http://hackaday.com/2016/04/03/hacking-flappy-bird-by-playing-mario/ - Wow. Just watch the video if you can't be bothered reading...
1/04/2016
http://www.skynews.com.au/culture/offbeat/2016/03/25/man-arrested-for-not-returning-rented-vhs.html - Well, at least his criminal record will state "Never returned Freddy Got Fingered"...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ - RIP
31/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A - Quite technical in detail but well worth the watch...
30/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ul26r2rbhE4 - "Jurassic Carpark" lol :)
29/03/2016
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-25/microsoft-created-ai-bot-becomes-racist/7276266 - This is just glorious...
24/03/2016
----------Tomorrow is Good Friday and Monday is Easter Monday public holidays, so no updates. Happy Easter!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_G7PUeiqo - Pretty sure Microsoft approves :)
23/03/2016
http://www.ramtrucks.com.au/ - Watch the video at the top of the page - best advertising slogan ever!
22/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UZuhJFY3SS8 - Very cool :)
21/03/2016
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500669/We-ship-Boaty-McBoatface-Jokers-make-runaway-favourite-poll-new-Royal-Research-Ship-instead-following-tradition-picking-hero-explorer.html - This is why online polls are important...
18/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kwQaJ8_Ow9w - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16k-yhcRNk8 - Oh dear - "Natdaprat1 - I was gonna say I thought I saw you driving in France when I visited but that's impossible because everyone was driving like that."
17/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_y9UuHwEfs - And as an added bonus - if you get a speeding fine you can blame the dog...
16/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G0ELb9M-c_0 - What a dumbass.
15/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2p2RR3g8UOM - kramler: "had to replay it a couple of times, but was still able to masturbate to it". Makis Makiavelis: "This is disgusting, i am absolutely appalled. What sick person would film a vertical video?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSE3fkeHAmo - They're both dumbasses. Tailgater for tailgating and lane hogger for hogging the fast lane.
https://www.justpark.com/creative/reaction-time-test/ - It said "We're not sure if you're an actual human being". 278ms.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/9128153/The-fantasy-world-of-ants-photographs-by-Andrey-Pavlov.html?frame=2160871 - Delicious and nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2vT665bGI - Worst fake Russian accent on teh innernets...
11/03/2016
----------Monday is Labour Day public holiday in Victoria, so no updates.
http://franksemails.com/pics/misc-pics-11-3-2016 - Misc pics
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhx7iXkiLXQ - Just as well he's already had his kids...
10/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DuxXm7Y87do - !!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI - Meanwhile, in Africa...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rQLrcBGR-8M - Should buff out...
9/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0 - Homeopaths use stethoscopes?
8/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ucCxtgN6sc - Imagine their surprise if they found out you had to reinstall it every 6 months...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4nq3MCgMdUA - I found this video sexually arousing.
7/03/2016
http://hackaday.com/2016/03/05/even-colin-furze-gets-burned/ - Delicious and nutritious!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BoZIoT3yNQg - DJEmonTV: "2:20 played TOO much GTA" :)
4/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q - Wow!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qu-jDrGQJLU - Oops...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rn_ZVtLsu00 - :)
3/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY - Pretty sure that nasty human will be on the robot's list...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zoXM00Soj8U - "Fuck me backwards" !? :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jJP0CcuJyE - Useful tip for thieves but I bet one of the spanners would break if you tried that on a good quality lock...
2/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=44aNi4UgYAo - What a cute couple :) I've done this before.....using crab pots from the safety of a boat!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VkMR5q-R-sM - A real life Time Lord...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m2JAgORI-3s - Many trees were harmed in the making of this video...
1/03/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YTOr8_ILqGw - And to think that just because I earn a salary, I had to work an extra day this year for free. SLAVERY!!!!11
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rDvtFJxgAw - I pick red...
29/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O1D07dTILH0 - What every office needs...
26/02/2016
https://www.facebook.com/jalalbros/ - The drive by shooting prank that got them in trouble is on their facebook page. Pretty funny stuff, but then again, there is something wrong with me...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-25/brothers-arrested-counter-terrorism-police-over-pranks/7198874 - I guess this was inevitable...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/schoolboy-wins-competition-live-porn-7429698 - Giggity!
25/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0obAEPT-3Y - My new favourite song...
24/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9A4Xy3OWozA - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGz7HF6yMLA - Intel enters the cosmetics industry...
23/02/2016
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-02/eagles-vs-drones-dutch-police-train-birds-to-take-down-uavs/7132096 - My new hobby - 'Escape the eagle!'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e6FcfnqKjrw - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM - Brings a tear to my eye...
22/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiD27HaWWA - Fastforward to 2:50. Giggity.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/800797224/wank-wipes - Not sure why this was suspended by kickstarter...
19/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fOH2pppwxdQ - Looks pretty safe...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fM3yltuTzLY - This comment - "She went upstairs to change her status on facebook" :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DHYbFpRMS4 - Hopefully the machines also take out what the asteroid couldn't all those millions of years ago...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mOBQXuu_5Zw - When the machines take over, they'll shoot us out of cannons and make us flash torches to the sound of their music.
18/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ap9_jxEr_JA - This guy's going pretty fast too. I struggle to do 30kph on a bike and this guy's doing 30mph...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nA2I86GHPiU - That's one hell of a laugh he's got there...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=75tefCfP1-o - :)
17/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tDQw21ntR64 - This is how the sheep communicate with their interstellar masters who will soon take over. And I for one welcome our new sheep overlords...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OA46Jaj4msM - I'd blame Obama too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DLfx4Mv7YHE - Dogs > cats
16/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FRXNNAjofqI - If I were him, i'd blurt out "you're holding that phone wrong, dummy!"
15/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ex--O-cJcZA - Looks like far too much effort...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rhUQUkLpA3I - Oh noes - teh tractor is slowly destroying everythink in teh carpark. What can we do!? I no - let's take a video for teh innernets!
12/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=knd5E-X42dU - Very good!
11/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NjA9tBDu9Y8 - Very disturbing...
http://xkcd.com/1641/ - Luckily, hotdogs come in packs of six where I'm from...
10/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMnJAoS9v6k - Michael Wong: "Bro, I could get gangraped in a gay brothel and my asshole still wouldn't hurt as bad as the night after Taco Bell."
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aqncOP7OzMg - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K3u9txMqbWA - :)
9/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JDM20YLtGyA - Oh dear! These kids look like they're begging for some jail time...
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30398569/it-s-funny-until-you-re-dead-controversial-prank-backlash/ - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w - Looks pretty illegal - and the last one's pretty irresponsible. Still, admit it - you laughed.
8/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P7w1qmloaDo - Yep, the 2nd version's far more dignified...
5/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ddxk8UAJgaA - Ouch...
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/inquest-hears-man-died-after-trying-to-eat-burger-in-one-mouthful/ar-BBp8G32?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=SKY2DHP - Darwin Awards contender...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JinpVA6p8Mo - Very cool. Hopefully version 2 has an automatic snowball creation/loading mechanism...
4/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wmBvgs-qqPY - Pretty good in 4K too...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hKdy0UqOZA - Ouch...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEs9zmF-Fwk - Ouch...
3/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n_24a0aQpMs - The last guy seems a little upset... Pretty sure he'll be happy to see it on youtube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=X4q18m4m4ic - This - "It's okay - they talked to "his afterwards"."
2/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=khvBGIlsh3g - Asshole kids...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-35424393 - Yep. Was in the UK in October and as much as I love the country, your public transport is a rip off. £21 to get from Bletchley to London!?
http://drinksfeed.com/bacon-shot-glasses-dipped-in-chocolate-and-filled-with-whisky/ - Oh my!!!
1/02/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uqL_IgGtw - Mmm.... The smell would have been delicious! And nutritious...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsNdvgwCli8 - In Soviet Russia, drone flies you!
29/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dxU1bv7nVuc - I'd only give permission on the condition he gets his earlobes fixed...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ERQ7UaQ-9to - Oh the humanity...
28/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8_yXfX2tgNg - They're all winners!
27/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jkqOBglc3o0 - :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRETz2F-heQ - Bacon alone should be reason enough to worship this animal...
25/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7i15OPuFvmA - Tomorrow is Australia Day public holiday, so no updates. Perhaps Mitchell Johnson can be an UberUmpire tomorrow...
https://newsroom.uber.com/australia/howzaaaaaat-your-uberumpire-is-arriving-now/ - Rather creative promotion...
22/01/2016
http://www.digitaltrends.com/wearables/ch4-is-a-wearable-that-tracks-your-farts-and-tells-you-what-food-to-avoid/ - Genius! Too bad it didn't get funded...
21/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=soMV-AkSOtA - This should be renamed to "LGBTIQ colours poking through a glory hole in slow mo!"
20/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cBNMg1H3ag8 - Obviously has a hot date tonight...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNmLFTSq-TE - Kinda like the decision you make when driving over a corrugated dirt road - always go fast...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PMHjSC_ddJo - I wonder if it works with a beer bottle...
19/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qnU6Ykp7MOY - Bit unsafe for work. Giggity...
18/01/2016
http://www.cnet.com/news/nerds-steve-jobs-and-bill-gates-musical-comedy-soon-on-broadway/ - This should be a winner...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OtMVMNST_g4 - Pretty much my reaction every time I eat bacon as well...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xOaIdBVKS-U - Giggity...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wQdtt791X70 - Oh dear...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6rxAXzWDZwQ - Delicious and nutritious...
15/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zPU1Urun0Q - Camel toe!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsKFDV4AsL8 - Yep - "You know they made it, otherwise this video would be on LiveLeak"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ - :)
14/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eqwsQ65CEvk - Wi-Fi enabled cave...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso - Delicious and nutritious...
13/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ASPUkkHMs - :)
12/01/2016
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDOgPIKOOJc - That'll buff out...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_tgIjJ2exZM - This comment: "They see me rollin', they prayin'"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4PS64_0syvI - This comment: "In Russia you have to take IQ test for Drivers Licence, if you pass you don't get one."
11/01/2016
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/12/18/man-who-drove-1m-bugatti-into-lake-goes-jail/77561978/ - Idiot...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c0nj3DZ6U7M - The last guy was inspiring...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3379210/An-800-year-old-mobile-phone-left-ALIENS-Austria-according-latest-bizarre-claims-conspiracy-theorists.html - I had an Ericsson 688 back in the day. Looks just like it...
----------Back to work for a well earned rest after the holidays...

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